Since the beginning of time I've always dubbed anyone wearing a fedora in public a douche.
That's right, A douche.
Well ladies and gentlemen, This New Years Eve, I, Erica, will be the douche in the fedora. I'm even pairing my awesome fedora up with a festive sparkly tank top.
If you know me, you know that this is NOT my bag. I was born with an automatic dislike for all things sparkly, pink and ANYTHING gold.
However in the spirit of ringing in the new year, I'm caving in. I'll be behind the bar being the most festive asshole ya ever did see.
Happy New Year. I'll see you in 2010.
Please be safe, and ALWAYS remember to tip your bartender. ;)
*Stay tuned for possible douche-tastic photos.
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