This is very flattering but also very nerve racking.
You see, I'm not always grammatically correct.
Sometimes my stories don't flow as well as I'd like them to.
I'm not really big on punctuation, and rarely know how to use it all correctly.
And thank GOD for spell check. (See, I start sentences with "and." I think that's a no no)
AND to top it all off, Lately I've felt like I've been having to force my creative juices out.
Which has been rather messy.
It just isn't coming naturally at the moment.
The husband and I have been at each others throats for like, 5.7 days straight.
We're both really uber-mega-stressed about completely different things and in hind sight we should really just punch each other in the face and get it over with.
We're leaving for Vegas in T-minus 44 hours and it'd be titties if we could actually enjoy the first vacation we've taken together in years.
Personally, I'd like to make really bad decisions while we're there. I'd prefer that we BOTH wake up in the bed of an Asian prostitute with a bag of blow up our ass TOGETHER, with no recollection of the night before, and actually MAKE some MEMORIES here people.
Anyway, with a lot pending on my plate as well as my mind, I've decided to post a couple of photo's taken over the last 24 hour period that I find comical.
Please enjoy.
She's a desk hopper.
And a groupie.
And a whore.
With sex kitten hair.
But she's a pony.
Sex pony hair?
Our janitors solution to a breaker that keeps tripping every time we turn our lights on.
"Da Printer."
Da bears.
Daaaaaa bears, Da bears, Da bears, Da bears.
Happy Tuesday and much love.
(If you didn't get that last one, google Chris Farley SNL Skits. They're priceless, bitches)
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