I feel fat.
I haven't been able to stick to my usual crazy workout regimen due to working an insane amount of hours between both jobs, being sick with gamboo and the weather deciding to DUMP an approximate fuck load of snow down on us in the month of APRIL.
See, Universe, I think you're confused.
APRIL SHOWERS, MOTHER FUCKER, APRIL SHOWERS!
This snow bullshit is seriously cramping my style.
And my bulge.
Although, with 3 inches of snow on the ground it's perfectly acceptable to wear a hoodie in April.
Thus, hiding my bulge!
And enabling me to unbutton my jeans after stuffing my face full of nachos and beer.
OK, Universe, I take it back. You're not a dirty bitch.
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