Today is ash Wednesday.
Ash Wednesday is the 7th Wednesday before Easter and the beginning of lent.
A day of fasting and repentance, if you will.
A day to refrain from eating red meat, drinking alcohol and engaging in any sort of personal pleasure.
Everyone knows that Wednesday is also backwards day.
A day of self denial? I think not.
Tonight I think I'll go out for steak, beer, chocolate and prostitutes.
Purely out of respect for backwards day.