Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Because Jesus wants me to be happy.

Today is ash Wednesday.

Ash Wednesday is the 7th Wednesday before Easter and the beginning of lent.

A day of fasting and repentance, if you will.

A day to refrain from eating red meat, drinking alcohol and engaging in any sort of personal pleasure.

Everyone knows that Wednesday is also backwards day.

A day of self denial? I think not.

Tonight I think I'll go out for steak, beer, chocolate and prostitutes.

Purely out of respect for backwards day.