Not too long ago I deleted all of my Internet sites. Blogspot, Facebook, Myspace...ect. O.k. I didn't delete Myspace due to a completely ridiculous game application on there that has me by the balls.
Anywho, I threw my Internet fit for a number of reasons. None of which I'll go into. However as the days go by I notice awesome "Blog worthy" items that I find myself telling my friends who still have Blogs, to blog about.
Then my selfish, independent and opinionated ways took over my brain and made me realize that I want to do it myself. (Would it shock you to know that I am an only child?)
Without further adieu, enjoy the Blog of the day.
THIS IS WHAT MY THURSDAY LOOKS LIKE;
I'm being threatened by some sort of a gamboo. Swollen glands, Runny nose, Sore throat, Body aches, Fatigue and overall lameness. (Think I could get away with emotional instability as a symptom too?)
I've been popping so many pills that my co-workers probably think I'm some crazy cracked out, Vitamin C fiend. My daily ritual this week has been 3 vitamin C pills, 6-9 Echinacea pills, 7-24 Halls defense vitamin C lozenges and then, of course, my daily multi vitamin and glucosamine chondroitin. All washed down with 75 ounces of water, 2-4 cups of coffee, and 1 hot mug of lemon and honey all in a 8 hour period. I've forwarded all my calls to the ladies room.
It's not getting any better but it isn't getting any worse. I have a really hard time going to the doctor for things that aren't life or death. (By my own definition, of course)
I really need to kick this. This sub-par health issue is keeping me from my morning jogs and nightly aerobics class. The only thing this gamboo hasn't taken away is my appetite and desire to drink a lot. The combination of this week has left me feeling like one chubby, snot nosed, whiny, achy, discouraged, little bitch who is all sorts of depressed.
If you feel like leaving any suggestions, By all means. And if you feel like bringing me soup, I'm the thing balled up on the couch drinking a lot of whiskey.
Cheers.
Thursday, September 24, 2009
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