A good woman who likes to sniff ass.

Meet, Layla.

She also answers to "ManBearPig."

Her favorite color is purple. She doesn't like long walks on the beach or any form of exercise for that matter. Her interests include but are not limited to: Being a selfish bitch to her boyfriend, Dax. Grunting excessively, Eating, Sleeping and always being the center of attention. (And if she isn't, prepare to hear it through a series of grunts)

So far my maternal instincts have only taken me as far as being a proud pet owner....and by proud I mean I like to take embarrassing and hysterical photos of them and then post them on the Internet as I mock them and giggle. I'm sure karma will give me my turn.

I apologise for the poor quality of the photo. It was taken from my shitty-balls Blackjack phone, inside my shitty-balls SUV that runs purely by the grace of Mormon Jesus.