Zombies are really who's to blame.

Hey. Hello... It's me. I know it's been a while. You were all probably wondering if my blogging soul had died.
It did.
Kinda.
I don't have much time but I wanted to check in with ya'll. This blog has totally gone down the shitter. There's no one to blame but myself. I just don't have the time or energy anymore. Not to mention all my humor, wit and charm has totally been sucked out of me.
My big girl job has been stressful.
It's pretty much a fun hating, humor sucking zombie that pays you.
Which is OK. There's just been some casualties along the way.
I may be able to check in with you all more often now. I had to get a new phone because my old one got hit by a car. I'm pretty sure I can blog from it, so hopefully there will be more posts to come. Until then please enjoy this bulleted list of awesome key points that have happened over the last 97 days.

..................................................YEAH.
MY POINT EXACTLY. I CAN'T EVEN FINISH A POST.

Fuck.

Gotta go now. Sorry folks.