Multiple personalities.

This post is going against my blogging identity.

You see, most of the blogs I'm familiar with are used for photos and updates on what current events people are doing or going through in life.

Me?

I use this as a creative writing outlet. An online journal, if you will. A way for me to take a break and let my words express all the twisted thoughts I regularly have that I find pant-shittingly-funny. It's a place where I can be myself and if I wanna say fuck, then by god, I'm gonna say fuck.

I like to share those same funny thoughts in a very light hearted, sarcastic, twisted, and I swear to GOD a very non-homicidal way. *I really do love my husband*

I'm comfortable not knowing how many followers of this blog I have because, to be honest, I get writers fright. I worry that my stories don't flow, or my grammar isn't correct, or that I sound like a big fat douche nozzle.

All valid concerns, really.

There are a few women writers on the interwebs that I crazily stock adore. Their humor, sarcasticness and laugh out LOUD blogs really inspire me to put all of my fucked up, crazy, random, funny thoughts into this blog. I totally get them and love them. One day I hope to aspire to be just like them. Only not just like them, because copy-catters are totally annoying and need to find their own god damn identity.

I don't plan on changing my blogging style, and to tell you the truth, some of my most foul, raunchy posts are the ones that have gotten some very flattering reviews.

So, without any further blabbering, I'd like post something a little out of the ordinary, but please stay tuned for future posts filled with profanity, ideas that make you question my judgement in general and very un-lady-like humor.

Keep on keepin' on bitches.

*One of my best friends, sister, soul mate, life partner, bffers took photos for my husband and I.

We really wanted some new photos for our home, considering the last photos we have had done were our engagement pictures 5.5 years ago back when I was 30 pounds lighter and Blonde.

I couldn't be more pleased with the way these turned out. There are plenty more but my patience is wearing thin with getting these photos to format correctly. They're a little out of order, I apologise. They're all amazing, nonetheless.

None of these images could have been possible without Rebellion Photo. She did an amazing job. One she should brag about for years to come and definitely one to be proud of. Thank you so much sissy. Best birthday-month-present ever.

I love you. *